Quotes From 'Criminal Minds'

"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness." -Joseph Conrad

"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable." -(attributed to) William Shakespeare

"A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses. It is an idea that possesses the mind." -Robert Oxton Bolton

"The question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I, or the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein

"Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together." -Eugene Ionesco

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." -Oscar Wilde

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." -G.K. Chesterton

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Quotes From "Treasury of Wit & Wisdom"

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -H.L. Mencken

I have a heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. -Robert Bloch

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. -Marlene Dietrich

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -Matt Groening

Sex is a momentary itch; love never lets you go. - Kingsley Amis

To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god. -Jorge Luis Borges

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. -William Shakespeare

The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum. -Havelock Ellis

What worries you masters you. - Haddon W. Robinson

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. -Robert Anthony

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